No More Abandoned Carts
"Signal Flare"

3.18.2008

Carts ain’t lucky like car drivers. They don’t got fancy roadside assistance, triple A cards, or signal flares that make folks stop and play the Pretty Good Samaratin. All carts has got is the natural sunlight to make photographic flares for them. And by then, fellow rescuers, it’s too late.

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Liberty

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How to get deputized, legiticately.
Take a cart’s picture and chuck it up here. Well, actually don’t upchuck it. Upload it. Your reward? You’ll be a deputy in the greatest cause on Garth's Great Earth.

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