No More Abandoned Carts
"Yer A Grand Ole Cart"

2.12.2008

I’m a patriot, but sometimes I ponder the plight of intranational carts that’s lost. And I’m afeared my sphere of influence don’t have the circumconference that I wish it did. I wish I had a lasso, big as all get out, to bring all them lost dogies home. Though, I’d probably trade it for that swimsuit-wearin’ amazon superhero’s truth lasso. Or a year’s supply of Funyuns.

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Liberty

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Dustin    I just want to thank you for putting this site up. As a former cart pusher I very much appreciate this. It brought a tear to my eye to know that somebody else cared.
 
How to get deputized, legiticately.
Take a cart’s picture and chuck it up here. Well, actually don’t upchuck it. Upload it. Your reward? You’ll be a deputy in the greatest cause on Garth's Great Earth.

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Oh, shopping cart
All alone in the field,
How like my soul you are
In that I put things
Inside you and wheel you around
The discount supermarket
Of my heart...
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